Things That You Never Hear from Men

There are some things you will never hear a man saying…may be only in your dreams… 

1. What a beautiful day it is today, would you like to go shopping?

2. I think we are lost. I should ask someone for directions.

3. Would you like me to help you with the house cleaning? I really enjoy it.

4. It is Sunday evening, and TV shows only football, would you like to go the theatre instead?

5. You look so beautiful with this beauty mask on your face!

6. I really find annoying that super slim and tall blond girlfriend of yours….

7. How about I cook today and wash the dishes while you read the newspaper?

8. How about we call your mother for lunch today?

9. My friends wanted to come by for beer tonight, but I told no because you just want to relax.

10. It has been so many years since we met for the first time and I still feel so in love with you.

Hope you don’t hate us after reading this… We still love you girls….